need i remind me i've been interwebless for days. OMG i've been dying to blog. so i have more followers than i thought but unfortunately they don't subscribe. FOLLOW ME GUYS. i will love u. i've decided to listen to UFFIE while typing this blog. THANKS ashley for the introducing. =]. man i don't even know where to begin with recent events. lastnite i talked to jona and omg she made me laugh soo much. we BELONG together as bestfriends because we think so much alike. from talking to her, i did my recap of boys. [THIS OLD SENTENCE HAS BEEN CENSORED!!!!!] ummm kay so d*mn i dont have a codename for this other person so we're gonna call him [rectangle] hahaha. RANDOM. he's an a**hole. OMG. if i'm having problems and i come to u about it, comfort me. u have HORRIBLE communication skills. + we def do NOT belong together. UM. next person is ric. OMG OMG OMG LEAVE ME ALONE. when i was 3 u were like 10! wth! =? i just created that smiley. 2nd of all, if i TEXT you asking u whats up...that does not mean 'OH APRYL'S FREE LET'S CALL HER INSTEAD OF TEXTING HER BACK'. OMG NO! clearly i only wanted to text you and not talk to you on the phone. so he calls me after i text him saying 'hey whats up'. i didnt answer and i didnt push ignore because it wouldve seemed as tho i pushed ignore + it wouldve went straight to voicemail. so i let that joint ring. i waited another 5-7 minutes and texted him. i said 'i texted u cause i cant talk on the phone rite now' [in real life i was just sitting there watching mtv haha]. AND U KNOW WHAT THIS NIGGA SAID BACK?! 'ok ttyl' WTH! lets not pull the a**hole card. and on TOP of that, he DOESNT listen. if ure gonna like me + try to get with me, atleast listen to the things i tell u. jR smokes weed and remembers 3/4 of the sh*t i tell him! why can't u?! so what am i talking about exactly? well i told him i was in va at my dad's house until the 17th. why is he still askin me everytime i talk to him when am i coming to see him? NOO U NEED TO LISTEN. [omg i shouldve brought my lipglass with me to work because now i need some :(] neways. who's next? OKAY YES. randoms contacted me the nite i was talking to rob. PLEASE. let's stop with the random texts. so just when everythings going well + im cool + im chilling talkin to rob on aim..my phone rings! LOVE ME LOVE ME is playing and i'm like NO WAY u've GOT to be kidding me! surely enough it said JR. i couldnt believe it. i really couldnt. THANKS for callin me back yo =]. wow what is this 6 days later? THEN i'm on the phone with Jona talking to her bout stuffs and i get a text message. but since jona was talkin, i didnt stop to read it. but then i was like hey hold on jona before u keep going i got a text lemme read it. so i look at my text...FACEBOOK MESSAGE. from who? u'd never imagine. so now i'm like REALLY lets stop with the randummies. Why is God throwing all this stuff at me? especially rite now? KNOWING i'm not home! ++ knowing i'm going back to college park fairly soon! goshhhh.
Neways. [THIS OLD SENTENCE HAS BEEN CENSOREDDDDD!!!!!] ummz. SHANE is a b***h. i love me ashley tho =] i cannot WAIT to get back home to be with JONA! man! soo cannot wait!
JONA...i just thought about sumfin...is it just me or did u not realize that whenever sean calls u with one of those happy phone calls..its the same day JR calls me? coincidence maybe? i think not!!! u cant get me! i'm the gingerbread man =]
KAY so lets move on to even more important topics! SPRING IS HERE OMG OMG OMG NEW CLOTHES! i browsed thru the urban outfitters website the other day as well as my february teen vogue magazine lastnite =] soo LOOSE jeans + jackets but then tite cropped shirts are in in in! im have urban outfitter fun. ummz i also learned how to save monies + increase my wardrobe even more. while many of u may say APRYL U DONT NEED NEMORE CLOTHES but shut up. lets stop being jealous. ive decided to invest in 15 new dresses + 10 new skirts for the srping =] oh and 5 new purses. SO excited to start shopping =]
ummz and FINALLY i have my BFFF [as ashley would say] back! i have my kalani! sooo happy! and we have a date on the 25th for the cheesecake factory =]. wait i have more to say. i went to PF CHANG on saturday after i got off. had LOTS of fun with daddy vonnie + darica. so i got some betsey johnson gloves for $23. the girl at the mac store had the BEST tattoo omg she had diamonds going up her arm and they were all colored. ummz haha we at PF CHANG and the manager was asian and my dad said that he was MISTER. PF. ahha. so the fortune cookies came out and we went to grab for em and darica was like 'let me get mines first'. so of course she grabbed the one I WANTED. and i was like if u have ne good ones darica that was really mine! so we go around the table opening up fortune cookies. mine was meant for me cus on the back it said 'learn chinese: april [si yue]' and im like awww awesome this one was really mine! haha. i felt siced cus i could read all the chinese on everyones fortune cookies. ummz so haha i remember when we got to our 2nd round of fortune cookies, darica opened hers and was like 'i think i got apryl's' and i'm like 'what does it say?' and this girl was like 'some like it hot' hahhahhaha of course that WOULD be mines haha. man i had fun that nite.
mmkay so im bout to register for VEGAS OMG!! [THIS OLD SENTENCE HAS BEEN CENSOREDDDDD!!!!!!] +++ MY ITALIAN BUDDY AMANDA!!! UH OH! do i hear [FUN] amanda?!?!?!?! ahhh yes!
mkay bye =] + i have 2 new tattoo buddies. [a] husband ryan. [b] misz. ashley =] cuz tavi's bangin'
